The Whore of Akron is a book by Esquire writer and native Clevelander Scott Raab.
When LeBron James left the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat in the most callous manner possible, Raab, a fifty-nine-year-old, 350-pound, Jewish Santa Claus with a Chief Wahoo tattoo, chose to bear witness to LeBron’s every move, and in doing so would act as the eyes and ears of Cleveland itself.
(He did not keep this intentions a secret and was promptly banned by the Miami Heat.)
The Whore of Akron is available November 15, 2011 from Harper Collins. Get it in stores and online.