A Tale of Two Paul’s: A true story

So early this morning Danny Rage, Craig from Craig’s take, and the Creepy Old Gay Guy where having a conversation about politics, as usually I came in right around the middle of the conversation, and this was pretty much word for word of what transpired this morning.

COGG: I hate that piece of shut Obama.

Rage: Yea I agree he is worthless and I wish he wasn’t breathing my air.

Me: (to rage) yea but you hate everyone.

Rage: fuck you I don’t hate everyone

Me: ok you love your son and your tv, but that’s about it.

Rage: true

Craig: laugh

Me: hey COGG what do you think about newt?

COGG: fuck him he sucks he would be worse then Obama

Craig: Hey COGG what about Ron Paul you seem to be a Ron Paul type of guy?

COGG: who the hell is Ron Paul?

Rage: isn’t that the guy who dresses up like a woman you know a drag queen?

COGG: no you dumb ass that is Ru Paul he a drag queen.

At this point I look at Craig and just burst into laughter

Craig: sure you know who Ru Paul but why the hell don’t you know about Ron Paul?

COGG: just don’t

And that my friends is the story of the two Paul’s.

The End