Stephen Colbert To Hold Rally With Herman CainIn South Carolina On Friday
January 19, 2012 Leave a comment
From Colbert’s”campaign”
FOR IMMEDIATE catch & RELEASE
STEPHEN COLBERT ASKS SOUTH CAROLINA TO
“ROCK ME LIKE A HERMAN CAIN!”
Attention world, particularly the South Carolina part:
NEW YORK CAROLINA — For a week now, Stephen Colbert has been calling on South Carolinians who share his values to vote for Herman Cain during this Saturday’s historic GOP primary. Actually, he hasn’t called on all South Carolinians yet; he’s only up to “Brabham” in the Charleston phonebook.
Jr. Exploratory Committee Chairman Stephen T. Colbert said of Cain: “Herman is the only former candidate who truly shares my values. It’s like our valueswere separated at birth. And our ethics are at least first cousins.”
In support of their non-candidacies, this Friday, January 20th at 1:00 P.M. at the Cistern in front of historic Randolph Hall atthe College of Charleston, Colbertand Cain will co-hold“THE ROCK ME LIKE A HERMAN CAIN: SOUTH CAIN-OLINA PRIMARY RALLY.” The area will open to guests starting at noon.
Together, these two uniquevoices will declare that they are the same man. Indeed, if you close your eyes and don’t listen, they are hard to tell apart.
“As with all my appearances on college campuses, I expect to receivean honorary degree,” said the Peabody Award-winning Grammy winner. “This time, I’m hoping fora Masters of Bachelors.”
Colbert said he wants “all undecided voters to vote for Cain,” adding, “9-9-9.”
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