Construction. Destruction. I’m the guy with the hammer.

There are two classifications ofpeople in this world: those who will prepare for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, and those who will become food. If you’re a fan of keeping your brains firmly inside your skull, listen up. Z-Day plus one, you’ll need to secure shelter, water, food and weapons. The survival of the human race is at stake.

They say the geek shall inherit the earth, and we’re pretty confident the reason why will be that when the zombies come, we will take the threat seriously. Withthat in mind, may we humbly present the Dead-On Annihilator Superhammer? This multi-tool of the gods can work as a building tool, hammering nails and straightening boards, as well as a destruction tool, cutting cables and pulling down reinforcements. All you have todo, though, is look at this thing and know it has a much less noble and more brutal purpose.

It makes a wicked anti-zombie device.

The spike mounted at the bottom can pierce the skull of a walker like a spork through pudding. The claw is just the right size to lodge in a fetid rotting eye-socket, and the sharpenededge behind the handle is just sharpenoughtoremove a virulent biting head from a shambling corpse.

It’s the perfect tool for the zombie apocalypse – or it would be, if it could julienne fries. We’re working on that.

Features

Fourteen inches of forged steelmultitool with rubber grip Built-in: Dead-On bottle-opener Multi-purpose wrench Nail puller Demolition axe rips through dry wall, shingles, strips conduit, beheads zombies * Chisel smashes through tile, brick, concrete, skulls * Precise balance means you won’t get tired wielding it

Buy yours here for $39.99

* Note – Some featuresnotyet verifiedby an appropriate regulatoryagency.Not to be used as a weapon against the living. Please use caution when using against the undead. ThinkGeek does not guarantee Dead On Annihilator Superhammer will protect you against infection, dismemberment, or being devoured by zombie horde.